Monday, December 31, 2007

Maastricht cobblestones


Cracky


No matter how much we tried to avoid it, at the end of each night in Holland, either me or my travelmates stopped inside a store and bought chocolate waffles, oddly flavored chips and 11 percent alcohol beer. Then we woke up the next morning with chocolate rings around our faces.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Trash Day in Utrecht


Fungus Face


Enjoying Art


Lime Toilet


Saturday, December 22, 2007

Creepy


Somebody call the police.

Dublin


I am not in Ireland.

The Best Smell Anywhere


There's a lot of things that we do wrong in Texas. Barbeque is not one of them.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Stupid Ringtone


I had to get a new cell phone because the old one self-destructed like all cell phones do after a period of two years of regular use. Even when you opt for the free cheap phone, like I always do (all I use the phone for is making and receiving calls --- imagine that!), you get a whole bunch of new features you didn't even think you'd want.

My new phone allows me to record things and set whatever asinine idiocy I record as my ring tone.

I immediately thought of David Cross and one of my favorites bits off of "Shut Up You Fucking Baby" as a possible ring tone. It's too long to explain here, but the bit involves an evening Cross spent in Kansas City which included drinking, drugging, the stupid band Harlow, a recreational vehicle, a hotel, a scheduled radio interview and his oversleeping that scheduled radio interview.

It culminates in him doing an impression of a hotel manager banging on his hotel room saying: "[Knock, knock, knock] Ansa ya telephone. [Knock, knock, knock] Ansa ya telephone."

That line is now my ring tone. And I'm probably the only one who thinks it's funny. Maybe one or two other people in the United States will get the reference and also think it's funny. Everyone else will just think I'm an idiot who downloaded a stupid generic ring tone. They'd be wrong, except for the idiot part.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Spandau Ballet have big shoes to fill


Movimento


Are you for real?


His love for you is like a truck


Suspended


Sunday, December 09, 2007

Idiots in Rotterdam


The coolest room for rent in Holland


In Maastricht, it's hard to get a bad hotel room. And sometimes you end up in a place like this.

Dutch nipples


Sometimes the boobs of a girl in a window in Holland are not real. Sometimes the girl in a window in Holland is not real.

Screaming Neon in Utrecht