Bring the Noise

While in line at the store, some lady in front of me was getting all her kiddy present Christmas shopping done. Her cart was stuffed with a kid-sized drum kit, a Baby Won't-Shut-Up Doll, and the batteries-can't-die-quick-enough kiddy talking cash register.

I thought, if these presents are for her own kids, she's either stupid or deaf. But if they're for her sister's kids, well then that's just payback.