Discount Stupid T-Shirts

A few months ago, my friend Tara taught me how to screen t-shirts. She might as well have been showing me how to spark up a crack pipe for the first time. I've been on a t-shirt making tear ever since --- screening up every dumb shirt I could think of but couldn't bring myself to buy. Rock show shirts are a good example. I stopped buying those years ago --- about the time that authetic rock shirts starting costing twice as much as the admission price to a rock show. That and because I was in my mid-30s and was too old to either rock or wear rock shirts. But now that I've discovered I can make them for no more than the cost of a new or used Fruit of the Loom, I'm making shirts featuring bands I don't even like anymore.