Jamie's crying, but you're not touring

So, David Lee Roth announces today for, what, the 37th time that he will tour again with Van Halen. The previous 36 times he's said this, the tour never happened. So, I think there should be a restraining order placed on DLR's famously large mouth preventing him from using the words "tour" and "Van Halen" together in the same sentence until a show is actually played.