Sheep

Every year, Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday. And every year, the worst travel day of the year falls on the Wednesday before. And every fucking year, 70 million Americans are stupid enough to buy tickets to travel on Wednesday instead of asking for Tuesday off and traveling on that day. The sheep will get no sympathy from john_clarke as they stand in 5 hour security lines for planes that are 3 hours late. Happy Thanksgiving chumps!