Black Mountain hideaway

Sach built this cabin with his bare hands. In the snow.

The Chuck E. Throwdown

Of all the shit that went down at the Chuck E. Cheese I worked at as a teenager --- including an armed robbery, underage employee drinking and a policy of hiring thugs when teenagers were in short supply --- this item was never on the store's mayhem menu. It seems that parents are now the problem at Chuck E.'s nationwide because they're having regular Old West barroom fights at the kid insanity palaces. Parents are beating the shit out of each other as the animatronic robots play the role of the saloon piano player, according to the Wall Street Journal.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122878081364889613.html

My favorite quote? "In Milwaukee, the store posted a sign outlining a dress code that prohibits what it calls "gang-style apparel." That location also implemented a code of conduct that prohibits knives, chains, screwdrivers and glass cutters."

America, Fuck Yeah!