Hardly Working

I just realized today that I spend too much time at work. I get in a good hour to hour and a half before most of my co-workers. I do that because when you're stuck in a cube, quiet time is at a premium. I usually bring my lunch, so I eat at my desk. And then I leave at 5 p.m.

I probably spend two extra hours a day at work. Oddly, this is due to the fact that I'm anti-social as hell at work. I like to be left the fuck alone in the morning so I can decipher insurance coverage appellate decisions without having filter out other people's yacking. And I destest eating in the company kitchen because that's like asking for a small talk ass whipping.

I'm a jerk.