If I Were To Rock

If I wasn't 38, and had the ability to play a proper rock instrument, I'd likely form a band. We'd probably be much like London's The Godfathers --- dressing up in similar skinny lapelled suits and attitudes. I would like to sing, with a Les Paul hanging at my hip, as I turned all my problems into songs and sung about them, loudly. Of course, we'd only have one real album worth of material. But a three album contract with Virgin records would obligate us to turn out two more albums that were pure rubbish. Then we'd fade away, never to be heard from again, just like so much Close Lobsters.