Sweater Meat

So, since it's cold, finally, I get to bust out the winter wear. I love sweaters, especially cardigans. I love them because you can wear stupid rock shirts, of which I own too many of, underneath. Sadly, I only own one cardigan. It's Kurt Cobain green, and I purchased this stunning number in 1988 at Chess King, long before Kurt got unplugged on MTV and made the look famous. The cardigan, which has a bunch of designs and crap on the back, is dated as hell. But I still like it. Still, I think I'm going to break down and buy another one, hopefully one that's extremely grandfatherly looking. Won't you be my neighbor, jerk?