Homeless Paul Revere

Walking anywhere in downtown Dallas during the day can be depressing because no matter where you are, you're likely to get panhandled by a crackhead. It happened to me twice today.

But there is an upside to having lots of vagrants downtown. I like to refer to it as homeless entertainment. I was walking behind a mentally ill guy who I just knew was going to feel the need to scream something really weird as he strolled along a crowded Main Street at lunch time. And this guy delivered when he started screaming: "The Red Coats Are Coming!"

Big style points for this weirdness.