Bad Boys

The Backstreet Boys and the Oak Ridge Boys are playing in the Metroplex on the same day in different venues tonight. What do you suppose would happen if, say, both sets of Boys got into an altercation during dinner at Campisi's? How would that go down? I believe that the Oak Ridge Boy with the big ass beard would take out Nick Carter with a kickboxer roundhouse foot to the face. Then the rest of the Backstreet Boys would back off. Then Amber Campisi would get naked. I think.