Idiot on the Run

So you're on death row and want to bust out of the big house. You've heard that the easiest way to make a break is while in the county jail during a transfer for a court hearing. You arrange for help from the outside. And that helper slips you some clothes and a fake badge in a county jail visitation room. You slip on the clothes and tell the guards that you're an investigator for the attorney general's office and it's time for you to go home. And you walk out of the doors of the county lock up, breathing fresh air for the first time in a decade. It's the most brilliant escape in the history of prison breaks. Hell of a story for one condemned prisoner in Houston.

But don't confuse a brilliant prison break with a brilliant person. Instead of laying low, not calling attention to himself and finding a new life, this retard gets hammered on cheap liquor starts acting a fool and gets busted while talking on a pay phone. Lack of self control is what got Mr. I-shot-my-ex-girlfriend-and-her-friend-over-petty-jealousy in trouble in the first place. Have fun riding the needle pal.