What?

I fully understand that there are problems with the United States criminal justice system. We're chastized internationally for our continued use of the death penalty and harsh treatment of the underclass in criminal proceedings. But one thing our system would never allow is to let the guy who shot the Pope four times, robbed a bank and murdered a journalist, to go free after 20 years!

Eddie Murphy once said: "What's your rationale for shooting the Pope? Maybe the guy figured, 'I want to go to Hell, but I don't want to wait in line. I want to take the Hell express.' "