Fine Art

I've been on two cruises and both of them have featured "fine art" auctions. In both of them, some truly original works are set up in a common area on the boat and then a guy who's obviously in training to get a gig on the Home Shopping Network proceeds tells the audience through a microphone about how exclusive each of the paintings (lithographs, Kinko's copies?) are.

This one is my favorite. It's entitled "Patriotic Angel With An American Flag Draped Behind Her Getting Blown By Some Dude."