Little Pink Cars For Everyone
This week marks the beginning of the three week Mary Kay convention in Dallas. I know this because about this time every year, lots of ladies wearing red blazers with tons of ribbons and other crap pinned on them stand outside the Dallas hotels near my office and wait for buses to take them to the convention center. Some of them also wear tiaras. But there are never any men waiting to get on the buses.
If journalism finally implodes on me, could I hack it as a Mary Kay dude? Is there even such a thing as a Mary Kay dude? There has to be, even though I've never heard of one. I could sell base and moisterizer with the best of them. Of course, I'd have to learn what base and moisterizers are. But never mind that.
I also might look good in a tiara come convention time.
If journalism finally implodes on me, could I hack it as a Mary Kay dude? Is there even such a thing as a Mary Kay dude? There has to be, even though I've never heard of one. I could sell base and moisterizer with the best of them. Of course, I'd have to learn what base and moisterizers are. But never mind that.
I also might look good in a tiara come convention time.
posted by john clarke at 6:58 AM
4 Comments:
Interesting contrast, I work near the Mary Kay plant, and there is no sign of cars of festivities over here, only the usual toil.
Sounds cultish and cryptic...like Amway
I pretty much have Sprinsteen singing 'Pank cadillac' stuck in my head
i bet it takes everyone a long time to get ready for the conference every morning. i bet there are some fights for the bathrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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