I'm Angry and I'm Gonna Sell A Book
One of the morning talk shows had a teaser for an interview with some guy who had written a book called "100 people who are screwing up America." I didn't even know who the guy was. So I predicted to Karen that is book would be a real in-depth analysis of the United States' woes. It would probably break new ground by blaming the following people: "Liberals, Liberals, Liberals, Clinton is still bad, Liberals, Liberals, Liberals."
Then the guy came on. It was Bernard Goldberg, who's work I've quite enjoyed as a reporter on Bryant Gumbel's Inside Sports on HBO. I tell Karen, hey, I'm onboard with this guy.
Then he launches on the declining morality and vulgarity on television. Since when has television been a place where we've looked for morality? I'm sure the moralists were launching on "I Dream of Jeanie" in 1966 too. And vulgarity on television? I like it. Give me more. If the Sopranos were more vulgar, I'd probably like it even more.
Then his 100 people who were screwing up America were: "Liberals, Liberals, Liberals." Great. I'm so glad your book is that breath of fresh air I was looking for. What a radical departure.
Then the guy came on. It was Bernard Goldberg, who's work I've quite enjoyed as a reporter on Bryant Gumbel's Inside Sports on HBO. I tell Karen, hey, I'm onboard with this guy.
Then he launches on the declining morality and vulgarity on television. Since when has television been a place where we've looked for morality? I'm sure the moralists were launching on "I Dream of Jeanie" in 1966 too. And vulgarity on television? I like it. Give me more. If the Sopranos were more vulgar, I'd probably like it even more.
Then his 100 people who were screwing up America were: "Liberals, Liberals, Liberals." Great. I'm so glad your book is that breath of fresh air I was looking for. What a radical departure.
3 Comments:
I saw this guy on the Daily Show. One of his people who are screwing things up is Barbara Streisand.
Yeah. That damn Barbara is so influential. She really shapes the debate in this country.
Actually, that would be a really fun conspiracy theory to cook up. Try it out at your local bar...
--GG
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