"Work Harder! Cody Wants A Pony!"

This morning while walking to work I saw America's favorite sweatshop-produced clothing promoter and shrill former television talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford getting out of a silver Jaguar. She was walking into the swank Magnolia Hotel in downtown Dallas. For some reason, she was carrying a thick three-ring binder. I imagine that the binder is full of lyrics to other peoples' songs she wants to butcher. Maybe she was meeting with a record producer in the hotel lobby to discuss the plans for the new "Kathie Lee Sings Motorhead" CD.